How to Get the Most Out of a £5 in London

Yes, Really. You Can Still Have Fun for a Fiver. £
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Let’s be honest — £5 in London usually gets you a questionable sandwich and a regret. But what if we told you it could buy you actual fun instead? We're talking live comedy, culture, markets, and more — without rinsing your bank account. Whether you're visiting or a local trying to live large on loose change, here are 5 things you can actually do in London for just £5 (or less!).

1. 🎤 Laugh Your Face Off at City Comedy Club (With a Free Drink!)
If you’re searching for “comedy clubs near me” or “London comedy club” with actual value — stop scrolling. City Comedy Club offers midweek and Sunday night shows where tickets start from £5 and they even throw in a free drink to cool you down during those sweaty summer nights. Top-tier stand-up comedy, big laughs, and you’re not left dry? That’s a win.
You’ll catch everything from rising stars to established comedians — think “stand up for comedy” vibes without the Soho price tag.
📍 Location: Shoreditch
📅 Best Value Nights: Wednesdays & Sundays
🔗 Book a £5 ticket at City Comedy Club

2. 🖼️ Explore the Tate Modern – for Free
Okay, technically this is free, but we’ll pretend you spent £5 on an excellent oat latte before your walk down the South Bank. The Tate Modern is home to some of the world’s most iconic modern art — and there’s no entry fee. You’ll find works by Picasso, Warhol, Hockney, and installations that make you go “...huh?” in the best way.
📍 Location: Bankside
🔗 Tate Modern

3. 🌯 Grab a Bite at Brick Lane Beigel Bake
Yes, we’re talking the legendary 24-hour Beigel Bake on Brick Lane. A warm, salt beef bagel with mustard and pickles for under £5? It’s Shoreditch street food royalty. Pro tip: Pair it with your pre-show plans at City Comedy Club, just 5 minutes away.
📍 Location: Brick Lane
🔗 Beigel Bake

4. 🛍️ Treasure Hunt at Columbia Road Flower Market
Every Sunday, Columbia Road bursts into a riot of colour, banter, and bargain blooms. While you might not find a bouquet for £5, you can definitely haggle yourself a little posy, cactus, or herb plant. It's also perfect for people-watching and Instagramming.
📍 Location: Columbia Road
📅 Open: Sundays 8am–3pm
🔗 Columbia Road Flower Market Info

5. 🎱 Challenge Your Mates at Shoreditch Balls or Crazy 8s Pool Club
Think you’ve got the best trick shot? Prove it. Head to one of Shoreditch’s local pool or games bars like Crazy 8s where you can often get a game of pool or shuffleboard for around £5, especially during off-peak hours or early weekdays. It’s a playful and chilled way to kick off your night before heading to a London comedy club.
Pair it with a stand up comedy show at City Comedy Club, just around the corner, and you've got yourself the perfect budget-friendly double bill.
📍 Location: Shoreditch
🔗 Crazy 8s Pool Club


So... Can £5 Still Get You a Good Night Out in London?
Absolutely. Especially if you know where to look — and especially if that includes City Comedy Club with its midweek madness of £5 shows and a free drink. From stand-up comedy to iconic snacks and free museums, London’s still got a few secrets for the savvy spender.